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The Art of the Douchebag

June 18th, 2018

Today, we’re going to be talking a little, okay maybe a lot, about the douchebag. There’s a high chance you’ve seen, met or come across one. Heck, probably you, the one reading this is a douchebag dee...

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Is she a gold digger?

March 30th, 2018

“Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke niggas…” Rare wise words from Kanye we totally don’t see anything wrong with. As in, a shorty is entitled to want the finer...

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Is she D.T.F (Down To F@#K)?

March 21st, 2018

For those of you that never got to watch Mike the “Situation” and Pauly D do their thing on one of the most famous reality shows of its time, The Jersey Shore, then you probably don’t know or are not ...

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Day Game: Donuts World, Westlands

March 20th, 2018

So bruv, today marks the day we introduce a new series to the website. We’re really hoping you’re going to like it. Anyway, let’s explain a little more about it. There are two types of men in the worl...

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